Summer is in full swing and the emails are pouring in on why every GM should be vying for Chrs Pronger. I would not touch him until he gets a set of balls. This is what the Oilers are asking for him in trade talks: a 1st line forward and defenseman and a 1st round pick (Clarke would have done that deal for Adam Oates … Oh, he did do that for Oates, sorry).

Imagine coughing all that up for Pronger and his wife decides that living in Philly or New York or Boston stinks? Christ sake … Tell her to go shopping, pay the nanny and shut up …

Whose he married to, Yoko Ono?

The Oilers have had it either way and gone the way of the cold war Russian Media by banning all posts or talk of Pronger rumors on the popular fan forum on the Oilers official web site.

In a related story, the Oilers have hired mustachioed Major Hochstetter from Hogan’s Heroes fame to handle all Pronger press inquiries: Oilers Gag Order

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