When I Googled Wang Chung to make sure I spelled the group’s name right, I noticed they have a single called “Wake Up, Stop Dreaming.” (I swear I did not know this prior to the Googling).

But the title of that song fits the bill perfectly in this case.

So NY Islanders owner Charles “The Punch Does Have A Little Wang to It” Wang has again made a case for NHL owners to be drug tested.

Wang Chung gave Rick DiPietro — no playoff wins to date between the pipes — a 15-year contract worth close to $70 million.

Carol Alt just turned on the curling iron.

This is the longest contract in the history of hockey and what is believed to be the second-longest contract in the history of ALL pro sports.

Wang: you’re a flaming jackass.

Could Wang have some Brokeback Mountain thing going for goalies? Especially after making Garth Snow the Isle’s GM? Hey, with a name like Wang you never know …

You wanna see ‘Brokebank’ Mountain NHL style? Try trading DiPietro … ah, ever. And that 10-year contract to Yashin really worked out too, eh?

Wang, you’re the newest ass clown in the circus we call NHL hockey.

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