I mean Bully has slapped together some discount graphics in his day but never as cheezy as what I saw in the Vancouver Sun today. A doctored photo depicting Isles owner Charles Wang and Flyers GM Bobby Clarke.

Did a 3rd grader make this?

The “artist” that made this is Grant McKenzie. Yo Grant, ah, I don’t think we need to label which guy is Wang and which is Clarke. Let’s give the readers a little credit.

Also, since when is Clarke an albino? Even up the skin tone there, Grant. And center the pictures of the players on the T-shirts so that they are even with the lettering and angles of the shirts.

Wasn’t aware — especially given the unmatching skin tone — that these guys were Siamese twins either, there Grant. Where do their bodies start and where do they stop? Or are they a two-headed monster? And Clarke’s hand looks like some Girl Scout’s hand. He’ll crush your Canuck head if he ever gets his actual meat hook on you.

Damn, this is a disgrace for an organization with the financial resources of the Sun.

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