Flyers Preseason Plan: Screw Season Tix Holders
These fuckers have some balls, no?
From the same clowns that have failed to bring you a Stanley Cup in almost 4 decades, they now bring you the Flyers Gratis Card.
The card allows you to defer season ticket payments over 5 or 7 months instead of having to cough up all the cash at one time.
Small print: If you are late - even a day - on the payment. Bang 23% finance charge. Period.
That’s almost 1 percent for each one of the Flyers 22 wins last year. I have heard from steamed season ticket patrons that this might be their last straw. They’ll watch the games on TV. Fuck this. One STH has been with them from the start. This is his 41st year and it doesn’t matter - wham 23 percent vig.
Gratis is normally a synonym for free. Next time call it the Get Angry Ed Snider Even Fucking Richer While Playing Us Clowns Footing The Bill For Jackasses Card.
Dick weeds.