Jaques Martin is the Keebler Elf.

I just watched three of his little elves on the Panthers get their asses beat down against the Canadiens. That includes Collin Campbell’s kid. Every time he drops the gloves he gets smoked. He might be the NHL equivalent of the WWF’s Leaping Lenny Poffo.

The point is that The head elf down there in Florida should keep his little elves’ gloves on so they don’t burn themselves while baking cookies. When they take their mittens off — we’ve seen this act in Ottawa — they get burned.

Adds new meaning to Cookie-O-Puss. But that’s an ice cream cake and an entirely different story …

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