There are 808 combined forwards and defensemen in the NHL.

Lil’ Danny Briere is currently ranked 807th by +/- with a -22 in 60 games this season.

I thought the Flyers got rid of Chris Therien? He’s back. Briere is the new Bundy, only this jackass costs 5 times as much as the first.

At least they save money on away game meals for Briere. Peanut butter and jelly with a juice box isn’t expensive. And if he scores a goal, he gets a small pack of Gummy Bears in place of the charter flight’s usual Eagle Snacks peanuts.

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