Captain Wanted. No Leadership Required. Apply with the Flyers.
I ran into Jason Smith at Chickie & Pete’s after the home opener in October.
He was getting some grub and my brother urged me to go talk with him. I’ve never been one of the guys that likes to talk to pro athletes and bother them so I told my bro that let’s leave him along and see what he does this season.
If I saw him now, I’d toss a beer in his face … to start.
Hence the reason why I don’t suck up to these guys. It’s easier to tell them the truth when you aren’t kissing ass. Plus, I pay to see them. These bitches, Snider included, work for me.
Smith has provided zero leadership this year. He’s a bust. And in the dressing room folks say he is complaining.
Go back to the wilderness of pro hockey in Edmonton and light a candle in front of the Gretzky mosque or go to even the Devils, where it is alleged he wanted to go. Maybe I’ll see you in Newark and we can formally introduce you to the West Ward of the city … After you mess your pants, we’ll ship you back to Canada in a N.A.S.A space diaper.
Coach Don pointed out that nowhere on the Flyers 2008-09 season ticket holder package and media materials is there even a photo of Smith. The Flyers have written him off.
Mike Richards will be a great captain … far better than Smith and his predecessor, Peter “Forrest Gump” Forsberg.
I originally thought getting Smith was a solid move, but I guess Pronger rubbed off on him. He has the leadership qualities of Chris Grattan.
Go to New Jersey, Smith or wherever but just Get the fuck out of Philly.
And stay out of Chickie and Petes for the rest of the year or you might be wearing cheese fries or clam fucking chowder on your that cement head of yours.