Flyers A Sick Dog That Needs to be Put Down
Donate your used motor oil to the Philadelphia Inquirer in care of Flyers reporter Tim Panaccio.
This robot needs greased. And a corner office with a window view of Mars on the Flyers mother ship.
In today’s paper, he says the Flyers are shooting for a sixth seed in the playoffs. He writes:
The Flyers still have their sights set on a sixth seed, which would give them an opening-round playoff series against the far-weaker Southeast Division winner, either the Hurricanes or Capitals.
Realistically, the Flyers stand a better chance to advance in the playoffs if they finish sixth. The Flyers would be hard-pressed to defeat Pittsburgh or Montreal in an opening-round series.
I guess the Flyers players are as lost as the suits that run the team. They just make their own reality in their minds (i.e.: they actually believe they are a good team) and Tim is too stupid or lazy to stray from the spoon-fed line.
The F’n sixth seed? Ah, gentlemen, you’ve been holding onto the eighth seed by the skin of your teeth (the ones you have left) for weeks. You’re not going to end up in sixth and I have predicted you don’t make the playoffs because you simply do not deserve to make it.
And does it really matter actually? You’re not going to beat ANYONE in the playoffs. If the Flyers were a dog, they would be on the way to the vet to be put out of their misery.
I would love to see how many of the Flyers have the NHL Center Ice package at home. Likely few, because if they watched hockey they would soon understand that they are not a very good team at all.
Here’s reality when you’re not chugging the Flyers Kool Aide or kissing their ass like Tim:
John Stevens and his leaderless crew can’t even put away an injury-depleted Islander team (basically an AHL team at this point) in late March when they were in desperate need for the points.
Who in their right mind thinks that these clowns are going to win even a game in the playoffs?
Stop it. It’s past embarrassing.
The only good hockey to watch in Philadelphia is on tv when the Flyers are NOT playing.