Funniest Coaching Quote of the Year so far

Out in L.A. with the King’s enforcers nursing injuries (Parros: ankle sprain and Flinn: concussion and lucky to be alive) coach Andy Murray offered the media his plans to replace the team’s tough guy(s):

“We have to make our power play be our enforcer,” Murray said. “If people want to take dumb penalties against us, we have to punish them for it with our power play.”

In a related announcement, Murray said the team will also use ex-King turned commentator Jim Fox’s chiseled hair to help kill penalties and protect high-priced talent like Robitaille and Roenick from aggressive opponents and damaging split ends.

One Response to “Funniest Coaching Quote of the Year so far”

  1. Jnacci Says:

    Hockey without fighting is like television without color. Like basketball without slam dunks. Like a hotdog without the mustard.

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