Guts & Balls First, Then New Arena

How gutless are the Penguins? About as gutless as they come. A couple months ago after Hatcher treated Crosby like an inflatable date, I said the same thing. Who is going to stick up for the kid? Now a pussy like Ilya Kovulchuk is taking runs at the kid … and answering to no one. Surprised the over-cocky Russian hasn’t pulled Crosby’s hair yet. Fucking sissy. These Russians are pretty barrel-chested until someone breaks their noses or lightens them of a few teeth. Maybe the KGB was onto something…

Christ, it’s impossible to believe the Penguins and the Steelers are from the same city. Night and day. I feel bad for Pens fans. Tough and loyal people in the Steel City but the Pens hardly emulate that, except for Crosby who is somewhat fearless. Mario, lose the smoking jacket and ascot and wake up and protect your franchise player. Hire some muscle, jackass.

Lemieux and Craig Patrick are apparently too occupied picking out slot machines that match the curtains in the Igloo Club while their top player is being treated like Ned Beatty on a canoe trip.

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